Sunday, January 6, 2013

Fearing Heights, Obama Has Recurring Nightmares Of Fiscal Cliff


President Obama has had recurring nightmares of the fiscal cliff crisis, according to his Psychologist, Dr. Adam Field. The President recounts his nightmare in a conversation with Dr. Field: “I'm standing at the edge of the fiscal cliff, staring into the abyss. It's such a long way down...deep and dark. Then, suddenly, John Boehner appears from behind and pushes me off the cliff, laughing manically as I fall. It's terrifying,” explains Obama.

According to Dr. Field, the President's nightmares stem from a deeply-rooted fear of heights. And Republicans.

In an address to the nation, President Obama said in desperation, “We must solve the fiscal cliff crisis! I'm calling on Congress to save me from my night...I mean, uh, save the middle class. We must save the middle class, the backbone of this nation.”

The mental sanity of President Obama has fallen in the hands of Congress, having only hours remaining to act.

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