President Obama has had
recurring nightmares of the fiscal cliff crisis, according to his
Psychologist, Dr. Adam Field. The President recounts his nightmare
in a conversation with Dr. Field: “I'm standing at the edge of the
fiscal cliff, staring into the abyss. It's such a long way
down...deep and dark. Then, suddenly, John Boehner appears from
behind and pushes me off the cliff, laughing manically as I fall.
It's terrifying,” explains Obama.
According to Dr. Field,
the President's nightmares stem from a deeply-rooted fear of heights.
And Republicans.
In an address to the
nation, President Obama said in desperation, “We must solve the
fiscal cliff crisis! I'm calling on Congress to save me from my
night...I mean, uh, save the middle class. We must save the middle
class, the backbone of this nation.”
The mental sanity of
President Obama has fallen in the hands of Congress, having only
hours remaining to act.
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