Yesterday President Obama announced a
plan to pursue peaceful with relations with Russia. Revolving around
Bo and Koni, the national leaders' pet dogs, the Puppy Peace Accords
is a multi-step plan to foster cooperation with Russia. The plan
will involve regular play-dates between the two at both American and
Russian dog parks, a treat exchange system when each is a "good
dog," and the eventual conception of a U.S.-Russian littler of
puppies.
In Wednesday's press conference,
President Obama stated, "Let me be clear: peace with Russia will
not come overnight. But I can assure you that the Puppy Peace
Accords will be effective. Bo and I are committed to peace and he's a
very good dog," as he then told him that he was "a cute
doggy, yes [he was]."
Today President Obama and Bo traveled
to Moscow to present the peace treaty to Vladimir Putin. Obama seemed
confident about the meeting, explaining "After all, who could
turn down peace to this face," gesturing to Bo.
UPDATE: Since the release of this
article, Russia has declared war on the United States.
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